HELP GLORIA BORGER

In this time of great sorrow we ask that you take a moment to remember those less fortunate. Scream Jerk is now accepting donations for the GLORIA BORGER EDUCATION FUND. This fund will help get this dim-witted media blab the education she so desperately needs.

You see, Gloria was born with only half a brain. Therefore she is only able to write trashy, Bush-bashing articles that have no basis in fact and ooze with liberal bias. For example, in her latest article published in US News & World Report she blames George Bush for Hurricane Katrina. She goes on to say that the reason we didn't respond as quickly to the relief effort is because of the Iraq war. In an article about Hurricane Katrina she mentions the Iraq war no less than twelve times. That's one mention for every brain cell this dim bulb has in her helmet head. So please - don't waste time. Operators are standing by.

HELP EDUCATE THE STUPID!

GIVE MONEY TO GLORIA TODAY!!

To read that piece of garbage she calls journalism click the following link:

http://www.usnews.com/usnews/opinion/articles/050912/12glo.htm